yugioh card meme generator FoH] Trading Card Meme (Template)

I think it reads worse than it plays

2 or more (max.5) Level 3 DARK monsters During your Standby Phase: Inflict 200 damage to your opponent and gain 100 LP for each Xyz Material attached to this card

Both these respective properties come together to make an early game threat that requires your opponent to counterplay lest you ramp too quickly

Seriously though, we really should unban Splinter Twin, which holds the record for least logical banning of all time, based on the justification of shaking up the Modern meta for a Pro Tour (Remember when those were a thing?) to get people to watch coverage (Remember when that was a thing?) for a paper Modern tournament (...)